If the prospect of the long week stretching ahead
has got you down, do read on; for we have got just the pick-me-up you
need.
So get that cluttered inbox out of your
sight and have a laugh at ten of Alia Bhatt’s most hilarious faux-quotes
that we are scared may someday actually turn out to be true:
On being asked about her sport preferences:
As a bonus tip, she’ll end up revealing her mathematical preferences as well. Because she’s sweet like that.
On displaying her marketing acumen:
Guess who didn’t get invited to Narendra Modi’s swearing-in though?
On giving us a brief ray of hope:
Too bad it didn’t last. If the ensuing quotes are anything to go by, she didn’t change her mind, after all.
On finally revealing her sport preferences:
On reminding us that everything they show on the big screen ain’t true:
Just in case it wasn’t clear, the whole act as an IIM graduate in 2 States was just that. An act.
On how to avoid making controversial statements:
On making your daddy proud:
Best Father’s Day gift ever. What more could Mahesh Bhatt possibly ask for?
On having your priorities straight:
Facebook account > Bank account.* Always.
*To be attempted ONLY if you have a rich daddy like Mahesh Bhatt waiting with a safety net.
On re-reminding us that everything they show on the big screen ain’t true:
IIM graduate? We think not. On a related note, RIP the Oxford Dictionary.
On being asked about her sport preferences:
As a bonus tip, she’ll end up revealing her mathematical preferences as well. Because she’s sweet like that.
On displaying her marketing acumen:
Guess who didn’t get invited to Narendra Modi’s swearing-in though?
On giving us a brief ray of hope:
Too bad it didn’t last. If the ensuing quotes are anything to go by, she didn’t change her mind, after all.
On finally revealing her sport preferences:
On reminding us that everything they show on the big screen ain’t true:
Just in case it wasn’t clear, the whole act as an IIM graduate in 2 States was just that. An act.
On how to avoid making controversial statements:
On making your daddy proud:
Best Father’s Day gift ever. What more could Mahesh Bhatt possibly ask for?
On having your priorities straight:
Facebook account > Bank account.* Always.
*To be attempted ONLY if you have a rich daddy like Mahesh Bhatt waiting with a safety net.
On re-reminding us that everything they show on the big screen ain’t true:
IIM graduate? We think not. On a related note, RIP the Oxford Dictionary.
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