Just in case you were running short on reasons to love the Baadshah.
Witty, sarcastic, philosophical – He’s
got ‘em all, and more. Here’s a look at fifteen SRK quotes that’ll make
you fall for him all over again:
Journalist: "You are so good looking, do you wake up like this?"
"No, I have to go through a plastic surgery every morning."
An eye for an eye, and absurd answers for absurd questions.
“It is not special to be special, it's special to be ordinary."
So basically, we are all special. A fact made all the more special due to the fact that it comes courtesy of such a special guy. Woot.
"My biggest achievement is that I can make a lot of people smile just by my presence, even if it’s a Lux ad."
We totally second that. His mere presence can make a lot of people smile, drool, swoon and a whole lot more.
“I trust two people, myself and the other is not you, its God."
Because Alok Nath isn’t the only celeb around who likes to keep in touch with his spiritual side. And you thought this was a pickup line? Tsk tsk.
“You never win the silver, you only lose the gold."
Seeing as his IPL team has been doing plenty of winning off late, we guess it doesn’t matter either way.
"If you don't like something don't do it, and if you're doing something then you better like it. It is as simple as that."
And if you don’t like your 48 year old counterpart, just smash his face in public. It is as simple as that. #YOLO and all that jazz.
“There is a fallible quality even in the greatest ones, everyone fails once in a while, be it Shah Rukh Khan or Ronaldhino."
Because there’s no shame in owning up to your shortcomings. And doing Ronaldinho’s share of owning up on his behalf as well. Yep, he’s generous like that.
“I'm like a Rolls Royce which can run without an engine, just on reputation."
And kickass quotes like these are one surefire way of keeping the rep alive.
"Awards that ignore me are losers."
And additionally, in urgent need of a sanity check.
“I don't see why anyone would focus on my back, unless they like my a**"
If you don’t like someone, kill ‘em with kindness. Or not. Long as you get the ‘kill’ part right.
“I can fight with all actors, I can face them and win, but I cannot fight aliens."
Funny; his bank statement post the release of Ra.One begs to differ.
“Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.”
A guy with his priorities straight; Gauri really got the complete package, didn’t she?
“Though my wife thinks I'm mad, I know I'll drop my daughter to the parties she's invited to. I'll want her friends to say, "Wow what a handsome father you have!" When she's with her boyfriend in the backseat of our car, I'll be at the wheel, driving her around.”
Our heartfelt condolences to any guy brave enough to want date Suhana after reading this.
“It’s not that I wear fantastic clothes, it’s just that clothes look fantastic on me.”
Say aye if you agree that this fantastic actor fails spectacularly when it comes to modesty. Say another aye if you absolutely adore him regardless.
“If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay.”
The reigning Baadshah of Bollywood doesn’t always try to mince words. But when he does… Well, he doesn’t.
Journalist: "You are so good looking, do you wake up like this?"
"No, I have to go through a plastic surgery every morning."
An eye for an eye, and absurd answers for absurd questions.
“It is not special to be special, it's special to be ordinary."
So basically, we are all special. A fact made all the more special due to the fact that it comes courtesy of such a special guy. Woot.
"My biggest achievement is that I can make a lot of people smile just by my presence, even if it’s a Lux ad."
We totally second that. His mere presence can make a lot of people smile, drool, swoon and a whole lot more.
“I trust two people, myself and the other is not you, its God."
Because Alok Nath isn’t the only celeb around who likes to keep in touch with his spiritual side. And you thought this was a pickup line? Tsk tsk.
“You never win the silver, you only lose the gold."
Seeing as his IPL team has been doing plenty of winning off late, we guess it doesn’t matter either way.
"If you don't like something don't do it, and if you're doing something then you better like it. It is as simple as that."
And if you don’t like your 48 year old counterpart, just smash his face in public. It is as simple as that. #YOLO and all that jazz.
“There is a fallible quality even in the greatest ones, everyone fails once in a while, be it Shah Rukh Khan or Ronaldhino."
Because there’s no shame in owning up to your shortcomings. And doing Ronaldinho’s share of owning up on his behalf as well. Yep, he’s generous like that.
“I'm like a Rolls Royce which can run without an engine, just on reputation."
And kickass quotes like these are one surefire way of keeping the rep alive.
"Awards that ignore me are losers."
And additionally, in urgent need of a sanity check.
“I don't see why anyone would focus on my back, unless they like my a**"
If you don’t like someone, kill ‘em with kindness. Or not. Long as you get the ‘kill’ part right.
“I can fight with all actors, I can face them and win, but I cannot fight aliens."
Funny; his bank statement post the release of Ra.One begs to differ.
“Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.”
A guy with his priorities straight; Gauri really got the complete package, didn’t she?
“Though my wife thinks I'm mad, I know I'll drop my daughter to the parties she's invited to. I'll want her friends to say, "Wow what a handsome father you have!" When she's with her boyfriend in the backseat of our car, I'll be at the wheel, driving her around.”
Our heartfelt condolences to any guy brave enough to want date Suhana after reading this.
“It’s not that I wear fantastic clothes, it’s just that clothes look fantastic on me.”
Say aye if you agree that this fantastic actor fails spectacularly when it comes to modesty. Say another aye if you absolutely adore him regardless.
“If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay.”
The reigning Baadshah of Bollywood doesn’t always try to mince words. But when he does… Well, he doesn’t.
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